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Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town, Lebowski. You don't draw shit. We got a nice, quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name, I don't like your jerk-off face, I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
The Big Lebowski was written by Ethan Coen & Joel Coen. Copyright © 1998 PolyGram Filmed Entertainment Distribution, Inc. DudeQuote is not authorized by or affiliated with PolyGram or the Coens, and is intended as an homage, not copyright infringement, man. The makers of DudeQuote included 156 Lebowski excerpts. The bulk of the series.

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