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My wife is not the issue here. I hope that my wife will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, but if she doesn't, sir, that will be her problem, not mine, just as your rug is your problem, just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility regardless of whom he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway. I can't solve your problems, sir, only you can.
The Big Lebowski was written by Ethan Coen & Joel Coen. Copyright © 1998 PolyGram Filmed Entertainment Distribution, Inc. DudeQuote is not authorized by or affiliated with PolyGram or the Coens, and is intended as an homage, not copyright infringement, man. The makers of DudeQuote included 156 Lebowski excerpts. The bulk of the series.

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